Something really scary happened 2 my mom

Something really scary happened 2 my mom a week or two ago. She was driving to work and took a sip of her coffee and crashed straight into a parked dump truck. Her coffee went flying across the street and was completely unharmed!!! coffee still intact!! My mom wasn't severely hurt but if she had gotten any closer she could have been decapitated!! Our little red car is gone 4 good though!!It was early in the morning and i was still asleep. But the first thing i heard when i woke up was my little brother saying "Mom crashed!!!" You can't even imagine my shock! Luckily we have a guardian angel watching over us and we're praying that it never happens again

I'm an uber geek!!!!!!

What is your level of geekiness? Your Result: Uber Geek Pwnage! You may not have reached the highest standards of geekdom, but you're well on your way. Make sure to take off your spock ears before leaving your house.
Geek God
Not a Geek
Semi Geek

Funny Incedint

Omygosh, so I was talking to my mom and my neighbor out by my pool and we started talking about going to see the Sex and the city movie and stuff like that and suddenly she looked at me, well atleast it looked like she was looking at me because she had sunglasses on, and said "Wow! Your petunias look great!" Now if she was looking at me, you can obviosly asume what i thought she was talking about. I was like "excuse me??" but she was actually talking about the flowers right in front of me. What a relif!!

Guess What? I'm crazy!!!!!!!

What mental disorder do you have? Your Result: Paranoia You are constantly thinking about what others may be saying about you behind your back. You may also feel people have conspiracies against you, or they are out to get you. In crowds you may feel like everybody is watching to closely.
ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)
Manic Depressive
OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)
GAD (Generalized Anxiety Disorder)

An Idea

You know what show would make a fantastic movie? The Office. Wouldn't that be hysterical!! With Steve Carrel and John Kerensky, and that whatever that other really funny guy's name is. That would be like so funny! And what about My Name is Earl? With the whole karma thing. That would be so funny. Speaking of shows turned into movies, i can't wait to see the new Sex and the City Movie!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, just an idea.

THE BEATLES BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who doesn't love the Beatles! There classic. They make art out of simple words and sounds and it works perfectly. The thing that really irks me is when people try to imitate them. Because there pretty much setting themselves up for failure , because whatever they do, it won't be as good as the first. You must be really confused since I had put Across the Universe as one of my favorite movies, which is pretty much surrounding the Beatles songs. But they don't copy the Beatles, not really. They took their lyrics and made there own music and their own story. Which is why i like it so much. Anyways the Beatles lyrics are really simple, but there is definite depth behind those words, which is what makes their music so good. Maybe simple is better. Simple is clear, it's straight forward. It's not ambiguous and confusing. Simple is comforting and smart. Simple is the key to the Beatles success. I guess John Lennon was pretty smart guy. Anyway, thats why i like them so much.